Milan vs Catania

If you have a pacemaker, this wasn't the game for you. Milan won what was so far the most important match of year until next week against Torino which will be the new most important match of the year.  When Legrottaglie scored in the 31st minute it looked like it would be another one of those games where we'd be happy with a draw.  Luckily, the worst midfielder in the world, Mathieu Flamini, scored just before halftime to give Milanisti some hope.  The second half continued the same way as it did in the first half.  Milan's defense was absolutely diabolical all game long and nearly cost the game if it wasn't for Milan's outstanding offense.  Eventually, the two worst defenders in the world, Ignazio "Can't Cross for Sh*t" Abate and Bonehead Bonera, showed how damn awful they are at marking and positioning and Bergessio easily chipped the worst goalkeeper in the world, Marco Amelia, and Sicilian club took a 2-1 lead in the 65th minute.  Then, the worst manager in the world, Massimiliano Allegri, actually made a good decision by replacing the second worse midfielder in the world, Antonio Nocerino, and subbing in Giampaolo "V" Pazzini.  From this point on everything changed.  In the 74th minute, Mario Balotelli took an absolute beautiful shot which was saved by Frison but Pazzo was right there to smash in the rebound to make it 2-2.  Just 3 minutes later Pazzo smashed in another rebound and Milan had a 3-2 lead and retook 3rd place on the table to be in Champions League position once again.  After Balotelli couldn't get any calls going his way throughout the match, he took an obvious flop in the box to be rewarded a penalty.  Inevitably, he converted it and gave Milan a 4-2 lead and the match was over.  It was a humongous 3 points for the Rossoneri and hopefully they can take another against Torino next weekend.